There comes a time in a man’s life
The moment he tries to find his wife
But every story must have a start
A time or place where a girl steals his heart
This story begins with me sitting in class
Professor Holland had a question to ask.
So he called his TA’s to go help him out
And carry around mikes so we didn’t have to shout.
The girl that stood up really caught my eye.
Fifteen minutes I stared at her, I cant lie.
During that time I didn’t hear a word
But I told my buddy, “I’m gonna go out with her!”
Three weeks went by without any luck
To get her alone so that we could talk.
So finally I said “Today’s the day!”
So after class I finally manned up
And followed her out like a little scared pup.
I went up to her right then and there
And blurted out, “I love your long hair.”
I found out her name so I went online.
If she would accept my friend request, that would be a sign.
I also looked up when she taught in the lab.
Yes, I’m a stalker. Is that bad?
So I’d go and get help from that hottie TA
Madison and Marbury.. now who were they?
But I still didn’t have the guts to ask her out
Would she say yes? I had my doubts.
She speaks French so I translated a phrase
And carried it in my pocket for days and days
So finally I gave it to her in a rush
My face turned red and I started to blush.
The ten numbers on bottom were all I would need.
So I called her that night and I set up a date.
Saturday November 22nd, I just couldn’t wait.
I thought and I thought of what we could do
Something fun and exciting but romantic too.
So I called and talked to my family and friends
To get ideas and updates on the latest dating trends.
The big night arrived and I went to her door
I can still remember the shirt that she wore.
We went to Bajio to get something to eat.
What happened next is embarrassing to me.
We got our food and we both sat down
She grabbed her fork and started to chow.
I stopped her right before the food reached her face
I said, “Excuse me, do you think we can pray?”
So we went to watch hockey and that started late.
I taught her Zambonni and she was impressed.
Who won the game? I couldn’t care less.
Then we went to Color me Mine
To paint some pottery and have a good time.
She painted my cup and I painted hers.
Red, black, blue, and green: she loves those colors.
Then back to her house with starbursts in hand.
Who can unwrap one first? She says she can.
She got a phone call and talked in French
While I ate popcorn and sat on the bench.
Downstairs we went to play the Wii.
Beating a girl in Nintendo, how hard could that be?
Bowling, boxing, Tennis, Baseball.
You name the game, she won them all.
At Super Mario I looked like a fool.
She knew all the secrets cuz she played a lot.
Beating the castle she was soo hott.
A few other games and then Bubble Bop.
We were addicted and just couldn’t stop.
Finally we ended at a quarter past three
It was the greatest first date ever, if you ask me.